I Managed to Step in All of Them

Things Found in My Elevator This Weekend

- 2 empty 40s
- a used condom
- a puddle of urine
- cat poop
- Doritos

Hogan's Memos

Tim Hogan is the manager of the building I work in. I bet he was an excellent hall monitor when he was 12. Since I'm leaving my job in a matter of days, I've decided its time to knock him down a peg or two. And probably get fired in the process. You can track my hijinks here:


http://hogansmemos.blogspot.com/

A Status Report

Current Contents of Refrigerator: 1 six-pack Red Stripe, 1/2 lb of American cheese

An auspicious beginning to a life in Brooklyn.